A young couple had just gotten married, and they spent their wedding night doing what most newlyweds do\u2014celebrating their love\u2026 again and again\u2026 all night long.<\/p>\n
The next morning, the husband hopped in the shower while his new bride relaxed in bed. When he finished, he realized he had forgotten to grab a towel.<\/p>\n
\u201cSweetheart,\u201d he called out, \u201ccan you bring me a towel, please?\u201d<\/p>\n
She walked over to the bathroom with the towel in hand. When he opened the door to take it, there he stood\u2014dripping wet and completely exposed.<\/p>\n
Her eyes widened as she glanced down, then back up, then back down\u2026 and stopped halfway.<\/p>\n
With a puzzled look, she pointed and asked, \u201cWait\u2026 what\u2019s that?\u201d<\/p>\n
He hesitated, slightly embarrassed, and replied, \u201cThat\u2019s what we had so much fun with last night.\u201d<\/p>\n
She paused, looked even more confused, and asked innocently:<\/p>\n
\u201cOh\u2026 is that all that\u2019s left?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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