An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. \u201cYou were speeding,\u201d the cop said. \u201cI\u2019m going to have to give you a ticket.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYep,\u201d the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several flies.<\/p>\n
\u201cThese flies are terrible,\u201d the trooper complained.<\/p>\n
\u201cYep,\u201d the farmer said. \u201cThose are circle flies.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s a circle fly?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThem flies that circle a horse\u2019s ass,\u201d answered the farmer. \u201cThem are circle flies.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou wouldn\u2019t be calling me a horse\u2019s ass, would you?\u201d<\/p>\n
The trooper angrily asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cNope, I didn\u2019t,\u201d the farmer replied. \u201cBut you just can\u2019t fool them flies.<\/p>\n
Jacob asked his teacher some tricky questions. It\u2019s funny!<\/p>\n
A student named Jacob was sitting in class one day and the teacher walked by and he asked her \u201cHow do you put an elephant in the fridge?\u201d<\/p>\n
The teacher said, \u201cI don\u2019t know, how?\u201d<\/p>\n
Jacob then said, \u201cYou open the door and put it in there!\u201d<\/p>\n
Then Jacob asked the teacher another question \u201cHow do you put a giraffe in the fridge?\u201d<\/p>\n
The teacher then replied, \u201cOhh I know this one, you open the door and put it in there?\u201d<\/p>\n
Jacob said, \u201cNo, you open the door, take the elephant out, and then you put it in there.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then he asked another question\u2026\u201dAll the animals went to the lion\u2019s birthday party, except one animal, which one was it?\u201d<\/p>\n
The teacher was a bit confused and said \u201cThe lion?\u201d<\/p>\n
Then the student said, \u201cNo, the giraffe because he\u2019s still in the fridge.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then he asked her just one more question\u2026.\u201dIf there is a river full of alligators and you wanted to get across it, how would you\u201d<\/p>\n
The teacher then says, \u201cYou would walk over the bridge.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then Jacob says, \u201cNo, you would swim across because all the alligators are at the lion\u2019s birthday party!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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