The nurse asked Bob to remove his clothing and put on a gown before he gets checked by the doctor.<\/p>\n
\u201cIn front of you?\u201d he asks shyly.<\/p>\n
The nurse says: \u201cWell no, but I\u2019ve seen the naked human body before.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man said, \u201cNot one like mine. You\u2019d die laughing at my naked body.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOf course I won\u2019t laugh,\u201d said the nurse to the patient, \u201cI\u2019m a professional. In over twenty years I\u2019ve never laughed at a patient.<\/p>\n
\u201cOkay then,\u201d said the man, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body with the smallest adult male organ the nurse had ever seen in her life. In length and girth it was almost identical to a AAA battery.<\/p>\n
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man\u2019s private part, she composed herself as well as she could.<\/p>\n
\u201cI am so sorry,\u201d she said, \u201cI don\u2019t know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that it won\u2019t happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s swollen,\u201d Bob replied.<\/p>\n
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