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<\/p>\nA blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on who was about to jump off a building.<\/p>\n
The brunette says \u201cI bet u he will jump.\u201d<\/p>\n
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The blonde says \u201cOK\u201d.<\/p>\n
Later on he jumps.<\/p>\n
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When the brunette is leaving she says \u201cI can\u2019t take your money, I saw it happen already on the 5 o\u2019clock news.\u201d<\/p>\n
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The blonde says \u201cI did too but I didn\u2019t think he would jump again.\u201d<\/p>\n
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An army trainer was teaching his recruits about survival in the desert.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n
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Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested, such as food, matches, etc. Then Jay, in the back, eagerly raised his hand.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes, Jay, what are the three most important things you would bring with you?\u201d<\/p>\n
Jay replied: \u201cA compass, a canteen of water, and a deck of cards.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy`s that, Jay?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell,\u201d answered Jay, \u201cthe compass is to find the right direction, the water is to prevent dehydration\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd what about the deck of cards?\u201d asked the trainer impatiently.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, Sir, as soon as you start playing Solitaire, someone is bound to come up behind you and say, \u2018Put that red nine on top of that black ten!\u201d<\/p>\n
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A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou see,\u201d he explained, \u201cmy wife`s expecting.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh\u2026\u201d said the Officer, \u201cI understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck.\u201d<\/p>\n
The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation: \u201cMy wife`s expecting.\u201d<\/p>\n
The Officer looked surprised. \u201cStill expecting?\u201d he said, \u201cWell, well, my boy, you must be pretty bothered. Of course you can have the week-end off.\u201d<\/p>\n
When the same soldier appeared again the third week, however, the Officer lost his temper. \u201cDon`t tell me your wife is still expecting!\u201d he bellowed.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes sir!\u201d said the soldier resolutely, \u201cShe`s still expecting.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat in heaven is she expecting?\u201d cried the Officer.<\/p>\n
\u201cMe.\u201d said the soldier simply.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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