A blonde woman is driving down the road.
\nShe notices that she\u2019s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station.<\/p>\n
While she\u2019s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car.
\nSo when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.<\/p>\n
She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock.
\nTen minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.<\/p>\n
Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying,
\n\u201cA little more to the left\u2026a little more to the right<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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